How to say "I Love You" in 80+ Languages*

English - I love you

Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief

Albanian - Te dua

Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)

Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)

Armenian - Yes Kez Sirumem

Bambara - M'bi fe

Basque (Spain) - Maite zaitut

Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu

Bemba (Zambian) - Ninkutemwa saana we chisa nkonde

Bhojpuri - Ham aap say pyar kareni

Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo

Bulgarian - Obicham te

Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah

Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a

Catalan - T'estimo

Cherokee - Agwadageyuhv

Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse

Chichewa - Ndimakukonda

Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)

Creol - Mi aime jou

Croatian - Volim te

Czech - Miluji te

Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig

Dhivehi (Maldives) - Aharen kaley dheke loabi vey

Dutch - Ik hou van jou

Esperanto - Mi amas vin

Estonian - Ma armastan sind

Ethiopian - Afgreki'

Faroese - Eg elski teg

Farsi - Doset daram

Filipino - Mahal kita

Finnish - Min? rakastan sinua

Flemish/Dutch - kzie je hèrn

French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore

Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort

Georgian - Mikvarhar

German - Ich liebe dich

Greek - S'agapo

Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo

Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw

Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi

Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)

Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)

Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw

Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae

Hmong - Kuv hlub koj

Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta

Hungarian - Szeretlek

Icelandic - Eg elska tig

Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw

Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu

Inuit - Negligevapse

Irish - Taim i' ngra leat

Italian - Ti amo

Japanese - Aishiteru

Kannada - Naanu ninna preetisuttene

Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka

Kiribati - I tangiriko

Kiswahili - Nakupenda

Korean - Sarang Heyo

Latin - Te amo

Latvian - Es tevi miilu

Lebanese - Bahibak

Lithuanian - Tave myliu

Macedonian - Te sakam

Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu

Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu

Maltese - Inhobbok

Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni

Marathi - Maze Tuzyawar Prem Ahe

Mohawk - Kanbhik

Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik

Nhuatl (Aztec) - Ni mits neki

Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni

Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg

Pangasinan - Inaru Taka

Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo

Persian - Doo-set daaram

Pig Latin - Iay ovelay ouyal

Polish - Kocham Ciebie

Portuguese - Amo te

Romanian - Te ubesk

Russian - Ya tebya liubliu

Saami - Mun rahkistan du

Samoan - Oute alofa 'ia te 'oe

Sango - Mbi ye mo

Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort

Serbian - Volim te

Sesotho - Kea u rata

Setswana - Ke a go rata

Shona - Ndinokuda

Sign Language - ,/,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You')

Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan

Sioux - Techihhila

Slovak - Lu`bim ta

Slovenian - Ljubim te

Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo

Swahili - Ninapenda wewe

Swedish - Jag ?lskar dig

Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di

Tagalog - Mahal kita

Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li

Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe

Tamil - Nan unnai kathalikaraen

Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu

Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)

Thai - Pom rak khun (to female)

Tongan - Ofa' atu

Turkish - Seni Seviyorum

Ukrainian - Ya tebe kohayu

Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo

Vanuatu - Mi lavem yu

Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)

Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)

Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu di

Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh lib

Yoruba - Mo ni fe e

Zulu - Ndiyathanda

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Parents..

SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?

SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.

Ta Ta Daddy

One Night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying, " God bless Mommy, Daddy, and GrandMa. Ta, Ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quiet know what this meant, but was glad that his son was praying.

The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack.The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta, ta,

Grandpma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray, "God bless Mommy. Ta, ta, Daddy."

Now the father was shaking in his booties. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

She said, "Thank God, you're here - we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

The Right Card

A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for sometime when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for, sonny? Birthday Greeting? Message to a sick friend? Anniversary congratulations to your mom and dad?"

The boy shook his head "no" and answered wistfully, "Got anything in the line of blank report cards?"

Classroom..

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

SARAH: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?

TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."